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William

40 | Orlando, Florida

Have You Ever Seen A Squirrel Poop?

He has a broad overview of reality and likes to tackle large, complex issues and weigh all the variables involved.

He seeks an authentic connection with just about everyone you meet, and you want to have in-depth discussions with friends and colleagues about ideas and feelings.

He likes those who can focus on their goals – individuals who complement his restless soul-searching.

A few excerpts from his personality test:

  • I have a wide range of interests
  • My family and friends would say I have traditional values
  • I pursue intellectual topics thoroughly and regularly

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Music

Performing arts

Playing Sports

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in his own words...

Yep, I'm weird. In my defense, I am not normally so scatalogically minded, but, the thought occurred to me while walking dogs. I had some clean up to do(result of the dogs efforts, not mine) and I saw a squirrel running by holding his nuts. . .err acorns, and one thing led to the other. I've been asking people this question for about a month now.(Not strangers, people I know. And, apparently women I'm trying to get interested in me. Oh, God, I'm screwed.) The results are that, to date, no one has confirmed they have, which leads me to believe based on the evidence at hand, the apocalypse predicted by the Mayans to occur in 2012 is not by asteroid, but by exploding squirrels.(I know that's a ridiculous assumption. I really think that have tiny little bathrooms inside every tree, and they keep them much cleaner than people do.) *UPDATE* I've reread my profile, and realize that it gives the impression I may be a complete lunatic, or spaz. I have a sense of humor, and I'm off-beat and quirky, true. I'm also thoughtful, introspective, caring, sincere, and enjoy quiet as much as the next person. My favorite hobby is reading and I hope to have a career as an author some day. I just wanted to add this caveat for those who may say "no thanks" because they think me to be completely frivolous. Too much of my life has been spent focusing on the negative, and I attack it with all the joy and laughter and passion I can. If you are still reading, congratulations! Really? Wow, um, ok I'll have to be serious. Nah I'll stick with weird. So, I've read several "headlines" and profiles, and it would seem that there is a preponderence(probably spelled that wrong) of sex-crazed, rude, disrespectful, maniac, ***hole males on this site. So in the interest of full disclosure, I've attached some FAQ's about myself: Cyrano1976, if that is your real name, are you Sir in fact a Douche Waffle? To begin. I mean, seriously, who the hell wo

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About him:

  • Living situation:
    • Live with roommate(s)
  • Religious affiliation:
    • Spiritual but not religious
  • Relationship history:
    • Single (never been married)
  • Income:
    • $25,001 to $50,000
  • Eye color:
    • Green
  • Hair color:
    • Auburn / Red
  • Ethnic background:
    • White/Caucasian

What he's looking for:

  • Age Range:
    • 30 - 38
  • relationship history:
    • Single (never been married)
    • Divorced
  • smokes:
    • Any
  • Ethnic background:
    • Any
  • Religious affiliation:
    • Spiritual but not religious
  • education:
    • Any